Moonlight Cinema

To the two women who set-up camp in front of us at Moonlight Cinema in their far-too-high chairs:

• Thank-you for asking us if you were in the way.
• Poo to you for then not doing anything about it when we replied in the affirmative.
• Suck it for having to move when I dobbed you in to the attendant.

On a balmy Melbourne evening there is no better place to be than the Botanic Gardens, with fine wine, great company and choice cinema.