To the guy who was given his wallet back by a lovely, out-of-breath young lady who had run a fair amount of Collins Street to complete her good deed for the day, it would have been manners to GET OFF YOUR FUCKING MOBILE PHONE AND SAY A PROPER THANK-YOU.
I hope you took the cash out first girl.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Monday, January 28, 2008
Random Question...
Last weekend whilst exiting the BP on Carlisle Street, a guy in van coming into the servo stopped me, and it went like this...
"Random question"
"Yeah?"
"We've got a spare home entertainment system in the back of the van that we're trying to get rid of. Do you wanna buy it?"
"Um, no thanks dude"
"You sure?"
"Yep" wind up window
After much laughter with my companion we then continued on our way, making a stop at the stupormarket before heading out of town. When we were walking back to the car, we saw the same guy blocking traffic still trying to shift his hot wares.
When we got back to the carpark he was circling like a shark and caught my eye again. I was onto him this time and before he had a chance to speak told him he had already asked. "Well have you changed your mind? Jesus".
Laughing at this madness and walking away shaking my head, I think I then offended the lady with the plastic bag on her head trying not to let the rain ruin her hair. I promise, I wasn't laughing at you love.
"Random question"
"Yeah?"
"We've got a spare home entertainment system in the back of the van that we're trying to get rid of. Do you wanna buy it?"
"Um, no thanks dude"
"You sure?"
"Yep" wind up window
After much laughter with my companion we then continued on our way, making a stop at the stupormarket before heading out of town. When we were walking back to the car, we saw the same guy blocking traffic still trying to shift his hot wares.
When we got back to the carpark he was circling like a shark and caught my eye again. I was onto him this time and before he had a chance to speak told him he had already asked. "Well have you changed your mind? Jesus".
Laughing at this madness and walking away shaking my head, I think I then offended the lady with the plastic bag on her head trying not to let the rain ruin her hair. I promise, I wasn't laughing at you love.
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Moonlight Cinema
To the two women who set-up camp in front of us at Moonlight Cinema in their far-too-high chairs:
- Thank-you for asking us if you were in the way.
- Poo to you for then not doing anything about it when we replied in the affirmative.
- Suck it for having to move when I dobbed you in to the attendant.
On a balmy Melbourne evening there is no better place to be than the Botanic Gardens, with fine wine, great company and choice cinema.
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Truck You
Note to all truckies out there on the streets of Melbourne.
If you are parked over the entire cycle lane, open your door without looking and knock a cyclist over, you then have no right to tell said cyclist that they should be riding in the correct lane. YOU are in the INCORRECT lane.
Also, Tony Martin had lunch at Globe today - just call me Perez.
If you are parked over the entire cycle lane, open your door without looking and knock a cyclist over, you then have no right to tell said cyclist that they should be riding in the correct lane. YOU are in the INCORRECT lane.
Also, Tony Martin had lunch at Globe today - just call me Perez.
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