I think we can all guess whose face it is that you've pixellated.
Warm Regards
All of Melbourne
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Lest We Forget
Nothing screams Melbourne more than a pot, a parma and watching the footy on ANZAC Day.
Nothing screams coward more than a man beating on a woman, like the arsehole outside The Rose Hotel yesterday. You'll get yours mate.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
The Writing's On Your Arm
I'm not sure what kind of ink the door bitches of Melbourne use, but man, that shit just does not come off.
It's Wednesday and I still have the remnants of the weekend on my arm. It's not that I don't know how to wash either. I am super hygienic. I've used a face-washer, and one of those shower puff things to scrub and scrub, and still I am stained.
I was hoping to leave last weekend on the dance floor at Pony where it belonged, not carry its fading shadow around all week.
It's Wednesday and I still have the remnants of the weekend on my arm. It's not that I don't know how to wash either. I am super hygienic. I've used a face-washer, and one of those shower puff things to scrub and scrub, and still I am stained.
I was hoping to leave last weekend on the dance floor at Pony where it belonged, not carry its fading shadow around all week.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Support The Underdog
This weekend, when you are out buying music, make sure it's at one of these shops.
Indie record stores around the world are closing at a rapid rate and it's important that we keep ours alive and kicking. Don't get confused by the "other" music store event this weekend. Stick with one on this list and you've done your good deed for the day.
Viva rock'n'roll!
Indie record stores around the world are closing at a rapid rate and it's important that we keep ours alive and kicking. Don't get confused by the "other" music store event this weekend. Stick with one on this list and you've done your good deed for the day.
Viva rock'n'roll!
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Go Ahead Make My Day
A big thank-you to the golden soul who chalks on Dickens's Street in Elwood.
Bless your cotton socks, you really made my Tuesday.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Oxymoron
I am a firm believer that the words "fun" and "run", should never be uttered in the same sentence.
To those of you indulging in that ludicrous pursuit in Melbourne today, spare a thought for those of us who had the good grace to be hungover on a Sunday. I spent 2.5 hours in my car doing a 14km round trip at your expense and still didn't manage to get where I wanted to go. (The Vic Market for a restorative jam donut and do my shopping - FYI.)
Stay in the gym where you belong and just donate your money online.
To those of you indulging in that ludicrous pursuit in Melbourne today, spare a thought for those of us who had the good grace to be hungover on a Sunday. I spent 2.5 hours in my car doing a 14km round trip at your expense and still didn't manage to get where I wanted to go. (The Vic Market for a restorative jam donut and do my shopping - FYI.)
Stay in the gym where you belong and just donate your money online.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
April Fool
It really is 27 degrees outside. This ain't no joke, this is climate change. More fool us.
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